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gentlealien:

genuinerascal:

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

Posted 4 months ago

hustlerose:

Phoner Simpson 

Posted 4 months ago

schpelv:

the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember

(Source: the-hills-have-ass)

Posted 4 months ago

culturepopper:

virbro:

latheredd:

hilarybanksy:

catholicboysdetention:

Sharon Stone’s response when asked if she’s ever experienced sexual harassment in Hollywood

SHARON FUCKING STONE.

this idiot is clueless omfg

that’s a queen laughing

holy shit 

i feel like i watched a powerful witch melt someone

damn, sharon, yes.

Posted 4 months ago

itisithekawaiifrenchfry:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

kingjaffejoffer:

This is genuinely hilarious

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true big dick energy

(Source: akipluto)

Posted 5 months ago

snapchatting2:

magitekgaymer:

snapchatting2:

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

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This is oddly specific.

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